My little brother was looking for a new pair of shoes, so I was designated driver. We drove down to Gyro Clothing (the local clothing store for surf style clothing) and we went in. We had been there for about five minutes and “THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD” walked in. This girl was so hot, that, if you aren’t properly prepared and you looked at her, your eyes will bleed from the dynamic of her hotness! So what did good old Mitch do? He looked, he kept looking, she looked back and smiled wantonly and he continued looking as if in a coma. She quickly looked away and the window of opportune was gone!
Not that I care, I don’t consider myself “on the market” or “looking” but if I was, man what a joke. I felt as though every possible drop of coolness, of which I am severely lacking anyway, was sucked from my body and I just sat staring at this goddess of sex appeal. She really was a killer, I am not lying.
After I walked out I commented to my little brother on how incredibly hot she was, he informed me that she was 16 so now I have to find someone to confess to. I feel a little perverted, but more amused by how I handled the situation. The worst part is, that’s the story of my home town; the only pretty girls in the entire population are either 16-18 years old (which is too young for me) or have 6 kids. But like I said, I am not phased, I don’t consider myself on the market and I am not looking for romance. So if you are reading this, don’t think I am looking for a buxom young wench to do my bidding, I’m not.
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