How is this for the best quotes EVER?
This happened on a lame assed soap opera today called “Passions”. Apparently the guy left his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant and then came back. All of these lines are approximations except for the final line.
Guy: “I was silly to leave, please take me back?”
Girl: “Of course I will, what changed your mind?”
Guy: “I was thinking ya know? If we just cut back on lattes and eating out we can afford to have a kid!”
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! If we cut back on lattes! Isn’t that just the worst line ever?! Good god.
And here is another quote…
Girl to guy: Eating me will get you nowhere!
Eating her? Funny, I thought that usually worked!
I also have found the best television show ever. It’s called “The Big Arvo” and it’s a kids program. All the presenters are as lame as hell, except for this one dude who is a legend. He even calls himself “Lycra Dude” sometimes. Hahaha.
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