Tonight, I am reminded more than ever of a great joke I used to tell all the time back in school:
Q: What’s the difference between Australian Television and a piece of crap?
A: You can’t change the channels on a piece of crap.
Why am I reminded of it so strongly tonight? Because next Thursday there is a special presentation called “Australia’s Most Identical Twins.” What a load of absolute rubbish! Could there be a topic less interesting? Who really cares how identical they are? Unless it’s nude bisexual lesbians, no one on this planet could give a second care!
And lets not forget the worlds grossest commercial ever!
There is currently an commercial on television advertising double sided denture tape, or some such nonsense, with a pair of 50 year olds pashing. That is the most disgusting thing ever, there is nothing more likely to give someone visuals of their parents making whoopy than that.
Hey!!! Did you forget who chatted to you for hours and kept you company and stroked your ego and let you listen to his audio stream? Man, being your friend is so hard and demanding. :-Þ