I’m blogging this

Is this the best T-shirt or what? I think YES! I think it is so sexy that soon I might have to pay the ridiculous conversion rates from Australia to America and buy it. That or a kick ass Homestar Runner shirt. But considering right now I am broke and have no positive outlook for cash it will go on the back burner.

Anyone want a web designer? I will work for cash, food, cola, coffee, bandwidth or thinkgeek apparel. I may also consider working for precious gems, lentils or perhaps even valuable metals, but only if we speak first. LoL.

You know what I want? I want a midget programmer to do my biddings. And do you want to know what I don’t want? Of course you do, I don’t want to have to get up in the morning tomorrow and have to finish this damned assignment. Piece of crap degree, I mean seriously, who needs a degree right? LoL.

Hey, I feel like blogging a joke, and considering this is like a bus ride you guys can just come with me on my little ride! NOW SIT DOWN!

Monica Lewinsky went up to a pharmacist and stated, "I need to buy condoms."
The pharmacist looked up and asked, "Shall I put it on your bill?"
"No, thanks," Monica responded. "I prefer to put them on him myself."

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