I swear I will never drink coffee again! It’s 2:00am and I honestly can’t sleep, which sucks cause I wanted to be up at 6:00am to begin a huge day of assignments and stuff. I hate sleep; it’s the most useless thing in the world. Get too much and your tired, get too little and your tired, get just the right amount and things are okay, but only until the next time you mess up and throw your patterns out of whack. I have the worst sleep patterns on earth, I know this, but I feel as though god is taking a cruel amusement in toying with my sleep by giving me too much one day and not enough the next.
I don’t know what bubble gum is supposed to be about, but I thought it was a good start to an interesting title.
I have given up my search for my lost journal. I started my new journal a couple of weeks ago, but I was still hoping to find my old one – an old scrapbook filled with stories I had written and my thoughts. I am heaps upset at finally facing the fact it is gone for good. I have looked everywhere and I am now certain it is nowhere to be found. My old journal had most of my creative writing in it, all the good stuff anyway, and a lot of personal notes to myself. Losing it is like losing a big chunk of myself, and it totally sucks. I am only 8 pages into my new journal, which considering my last journal was a 500-page notebook almost full, really sucks. Every time I feel the need to write a story or do something creative I just get stuck really bad. I am sure that any readers I may have would have noticed a rather large decline in the humor of my online journal.
As of tomorrow I am going to start making the blogging a little more casual. I will post at least 3 or 4 times a week, but I’m not going to put pressure on myself to blog every single day anymore. I suggest if you wish to be notified of my new entries you subscribe using the links on the right hand side.
Okay, I shall try again to find the slumber I so greatly desire. If I have to make another blog entry out of boredom before 8:00am I am going to be severely upset!
Is this the best T-shirt or what? I think YES! I think it is so sexy that soon I might have to pay the ridiculous conversion rates from Australia to America and buy it. That or a kick ass Homestar Runner shirt. But considering right now I am broke and have no positive outlook for cash it will go on the back burner.
Anyone want a web designer? I will work for cash, food, cola, coffee, bandwidth or thinkgeek apparel. I may also consider working for precious gems, lentils or perhaps even valuable metals, but only if we speak first. LoL.
You know what I want? I want a midget programmer to do my biddings. And do you want to know what I don’t want? Of course you do, I don’t want to have to get up in the morning tomorrow and have to finish this damned assignment. Piece of crap degree, I mean seriously, who needs a degree right? LoL.
Hey, I feel like blogging a joke, and considering this is like a bus ride you guys can just come with me on my little ride! NOW SIT DOWN!
Monica Lewinsky went up to a pharmacist and stated, "I need to buy condoms."
The pharmacist looked up and asked, "Shall I put it on your bill?"
"No, thanks," Monica responded. "I prefer to put them on him myself."
Man, I had the best phone call today. Me and a good mate of mine, Harey, had a great conversation remembering old times and stuff. It was the best, him and I were great friends back at UNE and I can’t even remember how many times we got blind rotten drunk and stumbled home together.
We are going to be getting together sometime this week, or perhaps on the weekend, for a few beers and a few games of pool. I can’t wait to see him, we have had some really memorable times together.
Dammit, I just went back and put all those links and italics in and now I dunno what I was going to write about. Umm… I might write another entry later if I remember.
I absolutely love the song “Outside” by Staind. Man, what a funky tune. I think when I first listened to it I thought it was a love song or something, but after reading the lyrics I now realise otherwise. I think everyone knows some self-righteous git they could relate this song to.
So I downloaded the tabliture to this song and learnt it the other morning. Considering the quality of the sounde etc. it was a hell easy song to play, comprising of only 9 chords. I had some good fun with it and trying to sing and play at the same time proved as humorous as all the other times I have tried.
I scored a Heineken Operator Logo last night after my blog entry, which I think just rules. Gotta love the heineken. I also sat down and made a “powered by heineken” logo to go on my website. I thought that was pretty appropriate considering just how much coding I do while slightly under the influence.
I remember back at Uni getting 100% for an assignment I didn’t even think I would get complete. I coded the entire thing while drinking goon shots with T-Bone on my bed. Now if that’s not impressive, nothing is! By the time I submitted it at 11:30pm and T-Bone and I caught a taxi up top I was plastered.
Tonight, I am reminded more than ever of a great joke I used to tell all the time back in school:
Q: What’s the difference between Australian Television and a piece of crap?
A: You can’t change the channels on a piece of crap.
Why am I reminded of it so strongly tonight? Because next Thursday there is a special presentation called “Australia’s Most Identical Twins.” What a load of absolute rubbish! Could there be a topic less interesting? Who really cares how identical they are? Unless it’s nude bisexual lesbians, no one on this planet could give a second care!
And lets not forget the worlds grossest commercial ever!
There is currently an commercial on television advertising double sided denture tape, or some such nonsense, with a pair of 50 year olds pashing. That is the most disgusting thing ever, there is nothing more likely to give someone visuals of their parents making whoopy than that.
I swear that no matter how much I try I just can’t sit down and type out anything. Usually my writing comes to me so easily and when I sit at the computer I have a thousand stories pumping into my fingers bursting to get out. My mind feels bogged down by a thousand thoughts all at once.
How is this for the best quotes EVER?
This happened on a lame assed soap opera today called “Passions”. Apparently the guy left his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant and then came back. All of these lines are approximations except for the final line.
Guy: “I was silly to leave, please take me back?”
Girl: “Of course I will, what changed your mind?”
Guy: “I was thinking ya know? If we just cut back on lattes and eating out we can afford to have a kid!”
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! If we cut back on lattes! Isn’t that just the worst line ever?! Good god.
And here is another quote…
Girl to guy: Eating me will get you nowhere!
Eating her? Funny, I thought that usually worked!
I also have found the best television show ever. It’s called “The Big Arvo” and it’s a kids program. All the presenters are as lame as hell, except for this one dude who is a legend. He even calls himself “Lycra Dude” sometimes. Hahaha.
I think I am going to buy a second domain to store my weblog. Something like www dot bananas on toast dot org or something. Would be cool and wouldn’t cost too much, but I don’t know that I could be bothered.
I’ve been cleaning the house and just feeling a bit sick. I dunno what is wrong, nothing major, just sick in the stomach. So right now I am not really in the mood to blog on for hours. I’ve been a bit slack lately, but I will try and get some interesting blog entries up over the next few days. Stay cool kids.
I’m not in the mood to blog tonight. I am tired and wet. So I am going to bed soon. But before I do, I just want to say; don’t you think it would be funny if two rival radio stations in a small country town were at war? Is it just me or is this a good synopsis for a movie?