Comments on: Funny stuff! http://www.bananasontoast.org/2003/12/29/funny-stuff/ Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:17:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Kevin Wilson http://www.bananasontoast.org/2003/12/29/funny-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-69 Kevin Wilson Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.bananasontoast.org/?p=97#comment-69 When does the 2 1/2 year plan start? I can make myself available to you to motivate and encourage you and keep you on track for a small one time payment of $49.95 plus postage and handling. But wait, there's more..... If you respond in the next 24 hours, not only will you get a whole lifetime of motivational experience, you will also receive this handsme set of steak knives (shows cheap box of shitty knives) at no extra cost. But wait, there's more.... If you respond in less than 24 hours, I will not only throw in the handsome set of steak knives (shows crappy knives again), BUT I will personally motivate one other person of your choice totally free. That's right, not only do you receive personal motivation and encouragement from me, but you will get this lovely set of knives (again with the crappy knives) plus the once in a lifetime opportunity to have anyone of your choice motivated for no extra charge. Operators are standing by. Oh, stand further away from the bottle cap next time you snap one. When does the 2 1/2 year plan start? I can make myself available to you to motivate and encourage you and keep you on track for a small one time payment of $49.95 plus postage and handling.

But wait, there’s more…..

If you respond in the next 24 hours, not only will you get a whole lifetime of motivational experience, you will also receive this handsme set of steak knives (shows cheap box of shitty knives) at no extra cost.

But wait, there’s more….

If you respond in less than 24 hours, I will not only throw in the handsome set of steak knives (shows crappy knives again), BUT I will personally motivate one other person of your choice totally free.

That’s right, not only do you receive personal motivation and encouragement from me, but you will get this lovely set of knives (again with the crappy knives) plus the once in a lifetime opportunity to have anyone of your choice motivated for no extra charge.

Operators are standing by.

Oh, stand further away from the bottle cap next time you snap one.

]]> By: Mitch http://www.bananasontoast.org/2003/12/29/funny-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-70 Mitch Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.bananasontoast.org/?p=97#comment-70 1. The cheque is in the mail. 2. I was getting a little tipsy and it looked focused to me! lol *taps fingers and waits for steak knives* 1. The cheque is in the mail.

2. I was getting a little tipsy and it looked focused to me! lol

*taps fingers and waits for steak knives*

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