I crack the top of an ice cold Cartlton Empire and sit on the couch. Jessica Simpson is on the television being ditsy and generally extremely dumb. The beer I am sipping is the first from a case that Dean bought to my house 2 days ago. He bought me a case of beer to thank him for helping him out by moving various Minidisc tracks on CD for him, and because he is leaving town soon.
It’s funny, he has only lived in Dubbo for about 5½ months and he is definitely my best friend it town. This is due to the fact that I am too busy with University to do too much socializing and the fact that he is just a top guy. I am totally going to miss him when he leaves, but unfortunately this is just one of the things that happen as you go through life - friend come and go, but good friends are friends forever.
With any luck I will get the boys together this weekend and we will go out and have a blinder. We’ve had a million good times lately and it seems fitting that we send Dean off with a bang.
The more I watch Jessica Simpson on her stupid television show, “Newlyweds,” the more I just imagine this conversation happening.
Britney: Hey Jessica!
Jessica: Hey, what’s up?
Britney: Oh, I just wanted to say thanks!
Jessica: Umm… For what?
Britney: For making me look like a fucking genius!
Even after a 24 hour marriage, it is still obvious that Jessica Simpson is dragging the chain in the IQ gene pool. It’s just a good thing she has never hurt herself, because it would easily qualify as the Darwin Award with the most media coverage.
yeah jessica simpson is one dumb bitch. watched it every time its been on, simply for the fact i laugh so hard at her stupidity.
lastnight we discovered she was unaware that there were different types of condoms and she actually said the words “is there actually a certain way to put a condom on?”
im thinking this is due to her lack of sexual experience… which isnt necessarily a bad thing… SHES JUST SO ******* STUPID!
omfg… u 2 r so fucking rite man she is so fucking stupid OMGAAAAh - wtf ? thaTs stupid and even her husband can see that.. one dumb bitch man.. i give her and nick.. 6 mopre months .. she is a ditsy hore .. love jessi.. aussy byatch