Archive for the 'Memorable Movie Quotes' Category

My Hero, Ari Gold

What a bunch of sucks!

Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: Uh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

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Necessary?!

Straight from the newly formed “Memorable Movie Quotes” category comes this little champion…

Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches… are you sure this is completely necessary?
Patches O’Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O’Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: …Okay.