Archive for the 'Insignificant Crap' Category

Cheeseburger Sandwich

Cheeseburger 1 by http://www.flickr.com/people/bananasontoast/ on flickr.com
Cheeseburger 2 by http://www.flickr.com/people/bananasontoast/ on flickr.com

Cheeseburger 1 and Cheeseburger 2, originally uploaded by bananasontoast on flickr.com.

Every aussie kid has made a cheeseburger and french fries sandwich, this was my attempt at age 23. There really is nothing like reliving your childhood a little!

Hoi, man! HOI! HOOIII!!!

Hoi, man! HOI! HOOIII!!! by http://www.flickr.com/people/bananasontoast/ on flickr.com

Hoi, man! HOI! HOOIII!!!, originally uploaded by bananasontoast on flickr.com.

Hahaha, Dessy must have joined the flickr team! My friend Dessy loves to say, “hoi”.

“Hoi man, wanna get some dinner?”

“Hoi Ryan, I’m sick of you asking me to burn Dave Chapelle for you!”

“Hoi fuck off, you’ve had yours!”

Talk Like A Pirate!

It’s been one year since the last time I got to act like a fool and talk like a pirate and I’m hear to do it again. With a Limited Edition Pirate Header™ and a plugin that piratizes (see, I make up words) my site, I’d like to say Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! I hope everyone remember their rum and their parrot and truly cuts a little crazy on this fine day!

Spam me up, Scotty!

Today was the renewal date for my Mailblocks account. If you hate spam, I could recommend no service more than this one. The point of this short entry is that in the year I have owned my membership I have had 5507 spam emails blocked. Isn’t that so damned ridiculous? If you average that out 5507 / 365 = just a little over 15 spam emails a day. So sad.

Twenty Three

Dear 23rd birthday,
I am no where near ready for you yet. Please stay away for a while longer.

Love always,
Mitch

I can see my house from here!

Seriously!

McShit

McShit by http://www.flickr.com/people/bananasontoast/ on flickr.com

McShit, originally uploaded by bananasontoast on flickr.com.

For almost a year and I half I resisted eating the McChemical McCrap that McDonalds pump out, but Saturday afternoon I caved. A semi-hangover sent me into SuperUltraBigMacCraving Mode and I had to have one… with a cheeseburger… half a quarterpounder and fries… Holy crap, even my fat cells now have fat cells…

Banana Pancakes

Things have been insane lately. I know I say it all the time, but it just seems to get worse and worse. I am taking on way too much, I know I am, but life just seems to be so terrific at the moment, I don’t want to stop. Just a quick post to say that I am going to try and do some writing soon and to share some lyrics to an awesome song I’ve recently been playing repetitively in iTunes.

Jack Johnson, In Between Dreams - Banana Pancakes

Can’t you see that it’s just rainin’
There ain’t no need to go outside

But baby, you hardly even notice
When I try to show you
this song It’s meant to keep you
From doin’ what you’re supposed to
Like wakin’ up too early
Maybe we could sleep in
I’ll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like it’s the weekend now

And we could pretend it all the time
Can’t you see that it’s just rainin’
There ain’t no need to go outside

But just maybe, hala ka ukulele
Mama made a baby
I really don’t mind the practice
Because you’re my little lady
Lady, lady love me

Because I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains

Pretend like there’s no world outside
And we could pretend that all the time
Can’t you see that it’s just raining
There ain’t no need to go outside

Ain’t no need, ain’t no need
Can’t you see, can’t you see

Rain all day and I don’t mind

The telephone singing, ringing, it’s too early
Don’t pick it up
We don’t need to
We got everything we need right here
And everything we need is enough
It’s just so easy
When the whole world fits inside of your arms

Do we really need to pay attention to the alarm
Wake up slow, wake up slow

But baby, you hardly even notice
When I try to show you this song
It’s meant to keep you
From doin’ what your supposed to
Like wakin’ up too early
Maybe we could sleep in

I’ll make you banana pancakes

Pretend like it’s the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can’t you see that it’s just rainin’
There ain’t no need to go outside

Ain’t no need, ain’t no need
Rain all day and I really, really, really don’t mind
Can’t you see, can’t you see

We’ve got to wake up slow

Not exaclty ‘healthy choice’

Not exaclty 'healthy choice' by http://www.flickr.com/people/bananasontoast/ on flickr.com

Not exaclty ‘healthy choice’, originally uploaded by bananasontoast on flickr.com.

This is what happens when men are left alone. A dinner, as prepared by yours truly, consisting of macaroni and cheese, bread rolls and a pepsi. So sad really. My mother was late home from work and I was beginning to hunger, so in my panicked state I made the nearest prepackaged peice of garbage I could find. Sure, it taste good, but it also explains my excess weight. It’s funny, I am actually really good at cooking, but when it’s just me, I tend to be so lazy.

Blah

Sunday wrap-up is still to come, it was a long day at work and an even longer day at deviantART. Until next time, hit my flickr.com albums and my del.icio.us links.

Can you put a price on self-worth?

Apparently.

I am worth $2,393,612 on HumanForSale.com

DEV 666

DEV 666

DEV 666

Originally uploaded by bananasontoast.

Wow, what a scary number plate, especially from a grandfather of about 60 with his grandson in the back seat.

Goooooooooone!

Yes I know I haven’t been around. Yes I know I’m rude. No I don’t care. I know you miss me. No I won’t return your phone calls. I’m busy right now, so just leave a damn message. It’s not you though, it’s me. Honestly. No we’re not breaking up, I just need some space. Yes that night in Vegas did mean something. No I don’t want that ring back.

Seriously though, I am so busy. Work and this thing called The Real World™ have totally taken over. I’ve been busier these last 4 weeks since starting work than I have in my life. I really want to sit down and do some writing soon, but at this very minute it looks rather unlikely. Have a good St Patricks Day and be sure to have a green beer for me! I promise I’ll have one for you! \m/

Mitch in the kitchen

Mitch in the kitchen

Mitch in the kitchen

Originally uploaded by bananasontoast.

Tonight I baked some awesome potato and fish tonight for dinner. I love cooking, it’s so real and natural and makes me feel so relaxed. There is something about cooking that frees me from my digital world and lets me just relax even for just an hour a day.

Maximum Ownage!

Okay, this video is not for the faint of heart. It’s kind of funny, but please watch it at your own risk, I don’t want any flaming emails or comments saying it’s messed up, I already know it is. On the other hand, it serves the bastard right.

Car Fall Dork at Kontraband.