Heineken and Study…

Heineken + Study = Success!

That’s right kids, it’s a simple formula to remember. Simply for every page of study you complete (be it reading, writing.. or err… arithmetic?) you have a mouthful… When you are drunk you should be filled with knowledge, and you should also *really* need to pee.

Here I sit, reading lecture notes on Operating System design and fundamental data basics, so I thought I would add excitement to my study session by drinking a Heineken or two while I enjoy the boring treats my University has to offer.

So bored. I feel like drinking myself into oblivion to be perfectly honest, but I won’t. Time to work! Yes, work!